March 2011
carolinevrigby asked: But you don't even like breakfast food. Or bacon.
February 2011
DISCOVERY: that the addition of “Harry” to almost... →
sylvysparrow:
brittadictarnold:
“Death is not the worst that can happen to men, Harry.”
“Harry, good actions give strength to ourselves and inspire good actions in others.”
“He who commits injustice is ever made more wretched than he who suffers it, Harry.”
“Harry, how can you prove whether at this…
I’m all about this.
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the...”
– Dwight Schrute (via hennnypotter, capriquarius) (via ronniebruce)
56 worst/best analogies of high school students →
justanotheractivist:
Example:
The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.
NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God →
amberofthismoment:
“I am ecstatic to tell you all today that we have beheld the awesome visage of the supreme architect of the cosmos, and we have murdered Him,” jubilant administrator Charles Bolden said after being drenched with champagne by other celebrating NASA employees.
Hipster
MOM: Hey, what is a “hipster”?
ME: Lol, it’d take too long to explain over text.
MOM: You are one of them aren’t you?
I do not deserve You.
I mean this in the least annoyingly pious way possible, but I definitely had tears in my eyes singing “I do not deserve You; but stay with me, Jesu” in James MacMillan’s setting of Padre Pio’s Prayer with the Virginia Chorale Sunday evening. If the piece wasn’t ten minutes long I’d post it here.
“I think my biggest disappointment in life is the fact that I will never be able...”
– Kanye West (via joshishollywood)
